One-liners of Interest

I thought I would share some of these funny or thought provoking one-liners I have found along the way. I wouldn't normally share these but when I read some of them and actually laughed out loud, I knew I wanted others to enjoy them as well. I was probably most impressed with these because they are ones I haven't heard before or at least they aren't common place like "He who dies with the most toys...still dies." Funny, yes. Been around awhile, yes. So here are some that I wanted to share. Hope you like them.
(Please note, the views or opinions expressed in this blog do not represent the views or opinions of Cameron LeSage, Christ's Church, Cameron's family...Haha!)

• A company is known by the people it keeps.
• My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
• A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
• God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.
• Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
• Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots. (ugh, I hate using that word (idiot), so please forgive me!)
  
• Quote from the Boss: I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
• The only person getting his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
• Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and recorded every day like those of a baseball player.
• Three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
• Work hard for eight hours a day, and eventually you may become a boss and be able to work twelve.