Funny Stuff and a quick read....

• A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

• Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

• The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.

• Two things that are essential to life are WD 40 and duct tape. If it moves and it isn't supposed to, use the duct tape. If it doesn't move and it's supposed to use the WD 40.